Because pearls are low-carb + high-drama, which fits my nutritional values perfectly. Yes, the jewelry bill was questionable. No, I won’t be discussing it — if a pirate or jeweler shows up, simply pretend you don’t see me. 🏴☠️😌 Powered by delusion, caffeine, and the unwavering belief that I’m iconic. Elegance hurts. Glam is expensive. And yes — I used 17 filters because reality is rude. If that bothers you, I suggest breathing exercises 💋 😘💎✨ Credits Tattoo: @Corazon — ALYAH 🖤 Mainstore: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Corazon/252/109/21 Hair: DOUX — Maeve 💇♀️ Mainstore: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Secrets/163/154/23 Skin (Head): — Traditional Faces Felicity (Porcelain) [Lelutka Evo X] 🎀 Mainstore: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/SABLE/29/169/1170 Skin (Body): Velour — Angel Body Skin – CURVY (Porcelain / Reborn) ✨ Mainstore: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/VELOUR/75/136/83 Pose: [piXit] Ivory Whispers – Pose 📍 Mainstore: http://map...